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Cobra Demotivational Poster

NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.

TAGS: shelby cobra duct tape zoomer
Rating: 4.38/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies

EVIL VS EVIL - Some Play Even Dirtier


TAGS: hot nerd girl cobra shirt
Rating: 4.19/5

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MashiMashi - November 28, 2011, 6:40 pm
No she looks the same....loose or loosen the bras honey

BARONESS LOVES DESTRO - Ya' think she uses DW-40 when they make out?

TAGS: destro baroness cobra commander g i joe gi rise
Rating: 1.75/5

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GoliatheTanker - August 24, 2009, 3:14 pm
Spelling Fail: it's WD-40


TAGS: mustang torque gt cobra snakebite
Rating: 3.12/5

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Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
Another owned moment brought to you by CANADA!
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 6:19 pm
check out this one.....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/hinshu/honda-torque.jpg


TAGS: cobras will bite cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

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Donkasaurus - December 24, 2010, 12:01 am
For each list you make you must check it twice.
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 11:59 pm
The all powerful moti probably already knowa, but he is busy checking his list to see who has been naughty and naughtier
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 11:35 pm
You think we'd be so stupid as to not notice? lol. I do hope it gets fixed soon though. Someone PM moti or e-mail him?
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 11:31 pm
ML and Moo+...that one hurts =D
5150monkeylove - December 23, 2010, 11:22 pm
I guess i will have to settle for a venting somewhere else
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2010, 11:02 pm
Shut up 5150.....don't spread it around...lol. should be fixed soon.
5150monkeylove - December 23, 2010, 10:51 pm
so everyone is a mod? I wish I had this power 3 weeks ago...lol
5150monkeylove - December 23, 2010, 10:49 pm
beautiful. 5l. Im on vent
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2010, 10:40 pm
Lol...Cubby "likes the snake".
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 10:38 pm
Yeh, the face is in really good focuse and you rarely see the pattern of the snake bleed over on to the underside. Usually if you do it wears off through aging, and molting. Great pic.
Cubbybear - December 23, 2010, 10:05 pm
I like the snake
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
Cubby, I have seen a lot of your posters, some lengthy and poetic, some short and sweet just like this one...This one is instantly my favorite...don't ask me why lol.

UZI FLOOZIES - Cobra Commander’s Got Taste…I’ll Give Him That

TAGS: cobra
Rating: 4.05/5

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rogueagent - January 28, 2010, 5:15 pm
She's lost her knife, I think she needs disciplining.


TAGS: cobra gunship marines
Rating: 4.62/5

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Bolverk37782 - August 10, 2011, 6:36 pm
And the UK!!!
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:23 pm
Yep; when the damn thing stops leaking, that's the time to worry! (That and the 12 year old pilots!)
Peso - August 10, 2011, 8:13 am
Exactly! Used to bitch about sitting in em and getting my clothes trashed, but then at least you knew it had enough fluids to operate correctly. Missed going down in the IO by one day...
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:28 pm
10,000 moving parts...all trying to kill you at the same time. ======== when i learned how to work in/around operating helos, the chief told us"if we go down, stay inside until all the noise stops...unless there is fire. in that case, leave immediately
spacedog - August 9, 2011, 6:05 pm
HA! The vintage helos are all still in use up in Canada. 5 Seakings.
GySgt1811 - August 9, 2011, 12:37 pm
Q. What do you do when you see a Marine helo fly by? A. Make a wish. 5 leaky buckets of hydraulic fluid.

COBRA - A ruthless terrorist orginization that couldn't even win a game of Risk, much less rule the world!

DISNEY JOES - If Jerry Bruckheimer was doing the G.I. Joe movie...

BARONESS OR DR. GIRLFRIEND - The NEW "Velma or Daphne" debate!

TAGS: baroness cobra gi joe destro dr girlfriend monarch venture bros brothers
Rating: 2.38/5

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Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 8:51 pm
Stop beating off to All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder, or whatever the hell it is you read, and go outside. There's girls out there. Real ones.

My Child -